Something to Chew On

Before the DNC began, some douchbag named Stuart Shephard from Focus on the Family called on Americans to pray to God for rain during Barack Obama's Invesco Field Speech in order for God to point out who he wants to win.

Ironic that Hurricane Gustav has actually resulted in the cancellation of the RNC's first night and has thrown there entire schedule into disarray?

God supports Obama '08. :-)

So, here's why religion just annoys me. The guy says pray for rain. Now, what's the result?

• If it rains, God supports John McCain.
  
• If it doesn't rain, then he says "That's OK." So, they can still pretend God supports John McCain.
  

So, douchebag, what if you get a FREAKIN HURRICANE during the RNC? I'm sure it probably means "it's God's way of telling Republicans to remain humble," or some shit like that. :-)

Keep your religion to yourselves and shut up, people. God doesn't care about political conventions and has a whole lot better to do than try to influence the American election. Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

As for the hurricane, here's to hoping everyone is OK and, hopefully, the hurricane finds a nice spot in the ocean to swerve to and leaves us alone. :-)