Obama's Not Alone

This is seriously from an AP article today:

WASHINGTON - What gets under Barack Obama's skin?

Criticism of his wife, Michelle Obama.

Hey, guess what? You mess with my wife it gets under my skin, too. Any decent man would agree. Thanks for the news, AP. The only difference between Barack and John McCain on this is that the AP never has anything to say about his elitist, silver-spoon-in-mouth second wife, Cindy.