Pat Robertson on Global Warming

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the most conservative of
so-called "conservatives" now believes in Global Warming. About time, Pat Robertson.

But, here's the reality:

Last year, Robertson said natural disasters affecting the globe, including hurricanes Katrina and Rita that wrecked the U.S. Gulf Coast, might be signs that the biblical apocalypse was nearing.

The issue has divided conservative Christians.

When they say "conservative Christians," what they really mean to say is I-D-I-O-T-S. How one can debate whether the changing climate is human-induced carbon dioxide saturation of the air or *cough* THE APOCOLYPSE *cough* is beyond me.

The so-called "conservatives" who think this is the sign of the Apocolypse should move their motor homes further away from me. Thanks.