Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Rush Lymbough Blanco is Born!

posted by John Blanco @ 6:52 AM


Proud to announce that early this morning night our second son was born into the world, Rush Lymbough Blanco! He was born at 6:06 AM, weighing in at a lightweight 6 pounds, 6.6 ounces. Mommy and baby are doing fine despite a slight smoker's cough that Rush seems to have.

He's also gaining weight at a troubling rate, wants President Obama to fail, has a wicked addiction to Oxycotin, and has already refused to visit New York. But, all these things are minor as all the nurses insist how clear it he loves America.


UPDATE: April Fools'! (Uh, yeah).


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